Quotes
- No one ever listens to me, and yet I talk
- It's a triangle attacking a circle? Well, maybe the circle's rude.
- - Good is relative. Beauty's relative. Everything's relative. Except for me. I'm absolute.
- I thought that was vodka. - I just want to be who I am and not who everyone else wants me to be!
- All we can do is provide a safe environment for our kids to fail and be miserable.
- You know I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.
- - Is that fair?
- I don't understand the question. - Did something happen? Was I in the room when it happened?
- The only thing to be scared of son is tomorrow. I don't live for tomorrow. Never saw the fun in it.
- - Do something to make me hate you!
- Um, go Hitler? - - Well, you know what happens when you assume.
- What?
- I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase. - - Focus, please.
- I am a camera. - - My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!
- Do I look like a cobbler to you?
- If I say yes, will you fix it? - Someone hit you with a pretty stick.
- - You ruined my joke.
- Um, no, the punch line ruined your joke.
bara utav ren uttråkning så skrev jag upp lite favo quotes från Joan of arcadia, Boston Legal och Gilmore girls.
Have fun, Chu<3
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